Friday, October 13, 2006

Weeks ago, I came across this article on the Beauty and the Beast of HDTV by Phillip Swan [source][source]. A total of 20 celebrities were listed in the two cetagories and the result is rather predictable. :) But prior to posting the standings of some of the popular celebrities in the list, some people could be questioning what is HDTV? It's simply high-definition TV that shows you how the person appearing on TV looks like in reality. From Wikipedia, it's defined as:

"High-definition television (HDTV) is a television broadcasting system with a significantly higher resolution than traditional formats (NTSC, SECAM, PAL) allow."

The Honeys

1. Scarlett Johansson - "most luscious lips on the planet"
2. Beyonce Knowles - "Beautiful skin;teeth;body"
3. Evangeline Lily - "luscious Lost star"
4. Josh Holloway - "manly wiles to woo everyone"
5. Eva Longoria - "is still a sight to behold"
6. Charlize Theron - "Perfect skin,hair,teeth,body"
7. Christina Aguilera - "nice skin,beautiful white teeth,sparkling blue eyes"
8. Elisabeth Hasselback - "than a hundred kittens"
9. Ben Affleck - "looks to kill for"
10. Martha Stewarts - "might be 65, but she doesn't look it in HDTV"

The Horribles!

1. Rosie O'Donnell - "face is extremely coarse and rough-looking"
2. Howard Stern - "worst abuse of a surgical scalpel"
3. Teri Hatcher - "her body weight is so low, her skin is too tight on her frame"
4. Britney Spears - "skin is puffy and covered with small blemishes"
5. Barbara Walters - "her face has more lines than a Manhattan sidewalk"
6. Burt Reynolds - "the Nip 'n Tuck boys couldn't keep track of what they did last"
7. Meredith Vieira - "heavily-lined face"
8. Madonna - "unnatural looking"
9. Mick Jagger - "face looks...like it's been hit by a rolling stone"
10. Ray Liotta - "steals a case of Clearasil"

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